Ever since I watched "Fraiser," I have wanted to live in an upscale urban condo with floor to ceiling glass showcasing an expansive view of Downtown Seattle, the Space Needle, and Puget Sound. I even have plans on how I would furnish my dream condo. A replica Coco Chanel couch. The black leather Eames Lounge chair. A pair of white leather Mies van der Rohe Barcelona chairs and ottomans (oh heck, let's throw in the daybed couch as well). The Nelson Platform Bench as a coffee table. Something by Isamu Noguchi, a light fixture maybe. And a Chihuly vase, my nod to a definitive Seattle artist.
Thus it was exciting to attend the Seattle/Eastside Condo Tour to see what choices were available out there. The condo tour was very convenient; all you had to do was show up and tour buses shuttled everyone from one condo project to the next. The Star 101.5 radio station was giving out free bottled juices like they were feeding a disaster stricken area, some condos were giving out free gift cards and bottles of French wine as incentives for showing up, and all along the way there were free food or free coffee for the weary crowd traipsing through the model showrooms.
The most impressive condo project was probably the 42-story Bellevue Towers. Okay, so it is in Downtown Bellevue instead of Downtown Seattle, overlooking Lake Washington instead of Puget Sound. Now that I think about it, I may actually prefer living in Downtown Bellevue since the parking situation is better and the crime rate is so much lower (as evidenced by the yuppie residents often seen strolling around in the evening). There are quite a few amenities within walking distance, including the Bellevue Square Mall, the new Neiman Marcus, the high end boutiques (yes, shopping is important to me), the Bellevue Arts Museum, the Meydenbauer Center, the Bellevue Botanical Gardens, the various public parks, and the numerous diverse restaurants and eateries. Depending on where you buy your condo in the Bellevue Towers, you won't have to worry about your view being blocked since the Bellevue Square Mall is just across the street and will never go over its current three stories. And on a clear day, the 180-degree window line frames the gorgeous Downtown Seattle skyline.

Bellevue Towers rendering and its condo views to Downtown SeattleThe biggest disappointment was the probably the Lumen (if you are in any way associated with this project, please skip this paragraph since you won't like what I am about to blog next). I can only believe that the concrete and steel modern loft design must have been captivating on paper for so many people to buy into the project before it finished construction, but looking at the completed product one must conclude that somewhere along the way the execution went terribly wrong. The gray cubic building structures with the plastic grass in the common halls and the slate blue plastic walls in the atrium area were quite depressing. I don't mean its depressing like it rains 300 days out of a year in Seattle depressing. I mean its the kind of moody, psychotic, driving you to murder if the rain hasn't already done so category of of depressing. And hey, wouldn't you know it, the entire condo project exudes the lovely aura of a maximum security prison.
The other condo projects all went by in a blur. Some had noteworthy architectural details (a Queen Anne condo project, for example, had gorgeous fan shaped windows in the penthouse suites). Some condos had weird layouts, such as a galley kitchen that effectively cut the normal flow of traffic to the living room, or a toilet room sitting at the top of the stairs. Some were tall and narrow townhomes that accommodated only one room per floor. Some were apartments converted into condos, which begged the question why anyone would buy it since it would be more flexible to just rent an apartment.

New townhomes and condos.
This is an apartment conversion.
A Queen Anne condo's window.
Most of the condos were staged with furniture which I found to be unrealistic. I mean, come on, do they honestly believe the tiny three-drawer bureau in the master bedroom with no walk-in closet will contain all of my clothes? And I definitely need more than a bar of soap to look presentable, contrary to what shelves in the model bathrooms would have you believe. And by the way, this couch really isn't long enough for me to doze off in front of the TV. Hey, where is the TV? Why don't any of the models have TV's in their living rooms?
Below are pictures of the staging at some of the condo projects.


All photos (except the Bellevue Towers rendering and the Queen Anne window) were taken by yours truly.